“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy
“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book
Source: discomplete
That there’s what we call character development.
Source: geniustimelordphilanthropist
is this an au yet
if not, WHY NOT
Reblogging because EVERYONE CHECK OUT THAT LINK BECAUSE SCREAMING
that’s fucking CRAZY
Source: bartonesque
- plot twist: yahoo buys tumblr and we get proper blocking features, lockable posts, a sent folder in messages/fanmail with a better interface, ability to search multiple tags, removal of the post and message limits, proper search engines for likes/archives and removing that bloody "reblog as a link" option.
Source: faineemae
![amorphousblob:
slay-z:
satanic2chainz:
nooooooooooooooo
[laughs to keep from crying]
In the game of loans, you either repay or you die.](https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/970404_519938144708316_1916321345_n.jpg)
nooooooooooooooo
[laughs to keep from crying]
In the game of loans, you either repay or you die.
(via onlyposers-die)
Source: siddman
no wonder they went all-out with tonights’ weekend update I WILL NEVER SEE STEFON AGAIN AND THIS GREATLY UPSETS ME
New York’s hottest club is ME CRYING IN A PUDDLE ON THE FLOOR.
prettylittledwighthoustonlover:
BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN, MADONNA,
WAY BEFORE NIRVANA,
THERE WAS U2 AND BLONDIE,
AND MUSIC STILL ON MTV,
HER TWO KIDS IN HIGH SCHOOL TELL HER THAT SHE’S UNCOOL
BUT SHE’S STILL PRETTY PREOCCUPIED
WITH
You were waiting for this weren’t you
I waited my entire Tumblr career for this.
Source: potatoandotherwise
elcollins said: DONT DO IT! IT IS JUST AS BAD!
I actually need to watch last week’s first. I don’t think I’m ready for the finale.
I’M GOING TO WATCH DOCTOR WHO TO RECOVER FROM THIS FEELSTORM. JESUS, SNL.
Source: toxicwaltz
AND JASON SUDEIKIS IS PROBABLY LEAVING?
WHY DON’T YOU JUST RIP MY HEART OUT OF MY CHEST ALREADY?
B I T C H - The Avengers
Here I forced it to work
Sorry Coulson’s not in the last one.
^^omfg that gif
(via k-zer0-red-lion)
Source: movies-series-gif
Don’t mind me. I’m just over here crying and eating my feelings over this SNL Finale.
Not ready for Fred, Bill, and Seth to leave.
NOT. READY.
Smoot's the name. I'm 20. Green Party. Leftist. Atheist. Straight Edge. Transylvania University. Kentucky. Political Science major/French and Music double minor. Doctor Who. The Newsroom. Sherlock. My Little Pony. Supernatural. My favorite bands include Senses Fail, Silverstein, A Day to Remember, Motionless in White, Mayday Parade, Four Year Strong, and The Wonder Years. Also, cats. Lots of cats. I have eight of them at home.
